THEME
LXXIII
Leo: "Hey. Machines are designed to work."
Hazel: "Uh, what?"
Leo: "I figure the universe is basically like a machine. I don't know who made it, if it was the fates, or the gods, or capital-G God, or whatever. But it chugs along the way it's supposed to most of the time. Sure little pieces break and stuff goes haywire once in a while, but mostly... things happen for a reason. Like you and me meeting."
Hazel: "Leo Valdez, you're a philosopher."
Leo: "Nah, I'm just a mechanic."
Anonymous asked:
Yup that's exactly what I meant! In the book Hans takes a piece of broken sword and tries to hit Elsa after Anna freezes, so it's ultimately Kristoff who saves Elsa, which is kinda problematic. Especially in the coloring book (hehe I have way too much Frozen merch) where the page with Kristoff stopping Hans is labeled "Kristoff races to the rescue"

counterpunches:

THAT IS SUPER PROBLEMATIC     DISNEY NO

hogwarts-is-frozen:

weowned8000saladplates:

taxirabbit:

Elsa Refuses To Lend Anna Her Boat

I laughed way too hard and way too long

I CAN”T BREATHE

TOP 50 FRIENDS EPISODES
in chronological order

“We… are going to Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve!" / "OH MY GOD!"

The One With The Routine | Season 6, Episode 10


Monica: Magic 8 Ball, will Chandler have sex tonight? “Don’t count on it” . Seems like it works to me.

Monica: Magic 8 Ball, will Chandler have sex tonight? “Don’t count on it” . Seems like it works to me.

""We’ll go together," Annabeth decided, knowing this would be their final battle. If they stepped away from the Doors, they would never leave Tartarus. At least they would die fighting side by side."
- The House of Hades, Rick Riordan (via percyandheroesquotes)
Anonymous asked:
I just noticed that when anna and elsa were kids, the fireplace in their room was on anna's side. I guess the cold didn't even bother elsa when she was younger.

counterpunches:

Why would it, when she had Anna to keep her warm?

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE